so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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