so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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