just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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