People with herpes should wear stickers.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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