Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I love you. Go after that dick
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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