i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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