Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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