I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Damn victory sex feels great
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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