Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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