I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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