So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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