New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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