At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Of course I have a pirate flag
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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