Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Randomize
