Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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