He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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