Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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