Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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