I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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