So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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