Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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