no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
im on a boat
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