Non-Jews are for practice
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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