There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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