I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
