so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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