It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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