you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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