if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I accidentally had phone sex last night
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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