Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
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