i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
And then my night got REAL pukey
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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