i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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