i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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