The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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