I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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