I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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