Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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