Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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