Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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