you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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