i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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