Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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