I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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