Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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