I cockslap morals
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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