I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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