And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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