Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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