You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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