why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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