why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I love having hate sex.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
So. Much. Porn.
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