i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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