she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My ass is underappreciated
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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