Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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